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Tigerclaw's Compendium Pt 2

by Ernest 'Admiral Tigerclaw' Hart

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(These Lyrics are represented by the primary piano track. Notes are syllable-cadence and begin at the 55 second mark.) Hey, oh what is that? Is it, something that's new? Please tell me, I gotta' know. Tell me what, what does it do? Stars, all above me. Mysteries I'm gonna' solve. If, I want knowledge, It's a test, of my resolve. 'Cause I wanna' know. And I wanna' see. And I wanna' do. And I wanna' be. And I wanna' try. And I wanna' fly. And I want- And I want- And I want- And I want to do it all! I have such endless questions filled with possibilities. Things that I do not know yet but couldn't you please tell me? Please answer all the questions that buzz around in my head. Given that when we solve one three more will appear instead. Space, the black above. It's like, a foreign love. So unknown, but beautiful. You can't help, but lose your cool. Books, tell me so much. But I know it's not the same. That's, why I'm going. If I don't, I'll go insane. 'Cause I wanna' know. And I wanna' see. And I wanna' do. And I wanna' be. And I wanna' try. And I wanna' fly. And I want- And I want- And I want- And I want to do it all! I have such endless questions filled with possibilities. Things that I do not know yet but couldn't you please tell me? Please answer all the questions that buzz around in my head. Given that when we solve one three more will appear instead! I have one more question... Can you answer that? Just another question... Can you answer it? Hey another question... Could you please tell me... Please a final question... Then I'll leave you be! I have such endless questions filled with possibilities. Things that I do not know yet but couldn't you please tell me? Please answer all the questions that buzz around in my head. Given that when we solve one three more will appear instead! I have such endless questions filled with possibilities. Things that I do not know yet but couldn't you please tell me? Please answer all the questions that buzz around in my head. Given that when we solve one three more will appear instead!
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Up in space their ships go 'boom!' In a pyrotechnic doom On the ground no hope is found As they die in burning mounds Lacking tech like fire and wheel Going up against cold steel Strategy? Well they just rush! There's no fools that they can crush! Their invasion's a meltdown Ground to dust by unarmed clowns All that's left, to wait and see Whether they will fight or flee There's no need for Kryptonite, Silver cross, or stake, or light. There's some fights that just ain't fair But it's FUN to gawk and stare! *** [Chorus: 2X] When a fight is just plain wrong We all sing the curbstomp song People dying left and right It's a slaughter, not a fight Start a brawl that can't be won See the boots eclipse the sun Either swallow bitter truth Or eat curb and lose a tooth *** Ill equipped with laser guns That explode when set 'stun' Using armor made of rags Nothing's left for body bags With a weakness so painful Quite annoying, and shameful Kids with H2O Balloons Oh so gaily MELT these goons Their assault's a failure Putting guns on super-tankers Now just watch, and you will see Battles that should NEVER be Here they come, they're charging us Why should we put up a fuss? It's a war that won't last long And why I sing- THE CURBSTOMP SONG! *** [Chorus 2 X] *** [Stompy Banter] "Oh oh! I know! A hundred berserkers in full plate mail against a roman phalanx!" "No man, that's not a curbstomp." "What about the Russian army armed with pistols against guys with sub-machine guns?" "You're not thinking big enough, man. Try more extreme." "Uh... A team of ninja versus a tentacle monster with a rocket launcher-" "What the hell?! Go sit down before you hurt yourself." "What about sending special forces in to take out an Orc(k) camp?" =p "You're getting it now, keep it up." "A vampire with a bad attitude and a particle cannon against Red Coats." "That's a stomp if I ever heard it..." "Oh! I know! A fleet of star cruisers with giant energy cannons taking on an infestation of zombies in a city!" "Ground zero, man. I can taste the concrete." "A vampire, a wizard, a battleship, a dragon-" "-Against a monk, a settler, and a coal miner in a cattle wagon." "OUCH!" "Stompingly good. HIT IT!" *** [CHORUS 2X] *** So when a fight's a slaughter Not any quarter given Just sing along to the Curbstomp Song and ask yourself: "Why can't we all just get along?" *** [Finish out with CHORUS 4X]
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[For your Karaoke Pleasure] Up in space their ships go 'boom!' In a pyrotechnic doom On the ground no hope is found As they die in burning mounds Lacking tech like fire and wheel Going up against cold steel Strategy? Well they just rush! There's no fools that they can crush! Their invasion's a meltdown Ground to dust by unarmed clowns All that's left, to wait and see Whether they will fight or flee There's no need for Kryptonite, Silver cross, or stake, or light. There's some fights that just ain't fair But it's FUN to gawk and stare! *** [Chorus: 2X] When a fight is just plain wrong We all sing the curbstomp song People dying left and right It's a slaughter, not a fight Start a brawl that can't be won See the boots eclipse the sun Either swallow bitter truth Or eat curb and lose a tooth *** Ill equipped with laser guns That explode when set 'stun' Using armor made of rags Nothing's left for body bags With a weakness so painful Quite annoying, and shameful Kids with H2O Balloons Oh so gaily MELT these goons Their assault's a failure Putting guns on super-tankers Now just watch, and you will see Battles that should NEVER be Here they come, they're charging us Why should we put up a fuss? It's a war that won't last long And why I sing- THE CURBSTOMP SONG! *** [Chorus 2 X] *** [Stompy Banter] "Oh oh! I know! A hundred berserkers in full plate mail against a roman phalanx!" "No man, that's not a curbstomp." "What about the Russian army armed with pistols against guys with sub-machine guns?" "You're not thinking big enough, man. Try more extreme." "Uh... A team of ninja versus a tentacle monster with a rocket launcher-" "What the hell?! Go sit down before you hurt yourself." "What about sending special forces in to take out an Orc(k) camp?" =p "You're getting it now, keep it up." "A vampire with a bad attitude and a particle cannon against Red Coats." "That's a stomp if I ever heard it..." "Oh! I know! A fleet of star cruisers with giant energy cannons taking on an infestation of zombies in a city!" "Ground zero, man. I can taste the concrete." "A vampire, a wizard, a battleship, a dragon-" "-Against a monk, a settler, and a coal miner in a cattle wagon." "OUCH!" "Stompingly good. HIT IT!" *** [CHORUS 2X] *** So when a fight's a slaughter Not any quarter given Just sing along to the Curbstomp Song and ask yourself: "Why can't we all just get along?" *** [Finish out with CHORUS 4X]
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Part two of a two-part compendium of tracks I've made over the last decade (has it really been that long?). Some tracks have lower mastering quality, some have higher. There are leitmotifs, themed tracks, and alternate tracks. Each part of this compendium has approximate two-hours of music.

In this compendium, all tracks are preceded by a prefix so you can recognize tracks that may be grouped together. Some of these tracks exist in Cosmic Concert.

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released July 29, 2016

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